Amazon Bets on Moon Water
Please! OMG. Please let this be true. The Atlantic is reporting [here] that Jeff Bozo, Mr. Amazon.com, wants to buy all the water on the moon. Remember in the Bible where God says He made water on the moon? Me niether. Why do people think there is life outside the earth's atmosphere? Has there ever been any credible evidence that water has been found outside the Van Allen Belts? Oo oo, Mr. Carter! I know the answer. Breaking news: There aint no damn H2O on the moon. Whoever has the right to sell the water on the moon, please take all this fools money. Someone needs to put these techno tyrants in their place. These people are top notch at running their international business and some have high level programming skills, but that does NOT mean they know it all. Being able to publish a website does not make you smarter than anyone else. How many times have you heard someone popular for being very talented in one area make a foolish statement about a different area? It happens all the time. Hello? Someone call the white van. These nerds done went crazy.
Fact: You can never know it all. Pro tip: You have to trust people who are experts on issues of interest. Donald Trump is one of the greatest president the United States has ever had because he surrounds himself with people who know what they are talking about. Yes, Trump has made some mistakes. I would trust hobo that has done the research to make all decisions for me over a total stranger who has multiple degrees in the matter. Why? Institutions lie for profit, and we can NOT be everywhere at all times. We are not God. We have to trust the research concerning issues of importance. Trust me. Bozo's money is very important to him. These atheists always use the same "infinite monkeys" argument for everything. Who is trying to trick Bozo into buying ocean front property in Arizona? Has Bozo ever been to the moon? Should he take a look at the merchandise prior to making his purchase? Is there legitimate evidence that we have gone to the moon? Is Bozo so smart that he knows that not only have we been to the moon, but there is water in dem dare hills! How did he get rich? The owner of Amazon is about to buy a pig in a poke.
The problem with these rich nerds is they have never seen pain. If any of these people had ever seen hard times, they would not think of such stupid ideas. As it is written, "When the wicked thrive like grass and all evildoers flourish, it is in order that they may be destroyed forever." (Psalm 92:6-7.) God allows people all the rope they need. How could paradise be just if this monster were to make it in? You should not want these monsters entering the coming Kingdom of God, and neither do I, but every dog has his day. If he turns his life around and has mercy for the poor, he would avoid destiny. We pray that these godless tyrants stop attacking the poor, but if they persist, then the earth and worm have their claim. Like you and I, he will be judged for their actions. What did he do with all the money in the world? Left his wife? Turned into a metrosexual dweeb? Enslaved the poor? How much money is enough? You can't take it with you!
I will tell you what happened. These good ole American country boys left home and forgot about why their land was blessed. Jeff Bozo stands on the shoulders of giants. He showed some skills in BASIC programming as a kid and all of the sudden he is the greatest genius who ever lived? No. All these kids were scooped up by the US Government decades ago, and they were given the ability to create monopolies or work in research facilities that they call incubators. I know this for a fact. Ever since the feds took over the Dept. of Edu., they monitor students. They catch them early in life. These people have no wisdom or knowledge in the creation. Enter: Country boy. Stage left. Is there a casino who will take my bet that there is not one molecule of water on the moon? What kind of odds do you think I could get? There has to be some time limit for them to be able to find it, or else they would never have to pay out because they would keep saying they are almost there. It is time to capitalize on these mistakes! Spread the word. There is mucho moula to be made here. The richest man in the world believes in UFOs.